Dirty Old Women: erotica by women of experience

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Dirty old(er) women do not reside exclusively in states with alligator problems; we have our fair share in the New York area. In August, Sandra Beth Geisel, a former Catholic-school teacher and the wife of a prominent banker in Albany, was sentenced to six months in jail for having sex with a 16-year-old, and she has admitted to sleeping with two of her 17-year-old pupils. (The presiding judge in the case infuriated the youngest boy’s parents when he told Geisel her actions were illegal but that her youngest sexual partner “was certainly not victimized by you in any other sense of the word.”) In October, Lina Sinha, an administrator and a former teacher at Manhattan Montessori on East 55th Street, was charged with second- and third-degree sodomy and third-degree rape for allegedly having sex with a former student—who is now a cop—for four years starting when he was 13 and she was 29 (she denies the charges). And last May, Christina Gallagher, a 25-year-old Spanish teacher from Jersey City, pleaded guilty to second-degree sexual assault of a 17-year-old male student. When Diane Demartini-Scully first started going for walks with her daughter’s 15-year-old boyfriend on the North Fork of Long Island, it made him feel special. “She would just talk to me about life situations and shit,” he says now, a year and a half later. “It was pretty cool.” This is something DeMartini-Scully, a 45-year-old blonde who vaguely resembles Erica Jong, would have been good at. She was, until recently, a school psychologist at East Hampton Middle School. She knew how to draw a kid out. It is a strange law,” says Harned. “I didn’t write them, I just enforce them.” Harned says that it is still likely that the Southold Police Department will press charges against Jason for his relationship with the daughter and that Jason was not pushed into giving a statement about the mother.) I ask Jason what he wanted: whether he was having sex with DeMartini-Scully because he enjoyed it or because he felt obliged to. “When I wasn’t drunk, I felt pressured to, but when I was drunk, I wanted to … you know what I mean?” He claimed he got alcohol, and sometimes pot, from DeMartini-Scully. Lunch Lady Belinda from The Most Popular Girls in School; think Wendy Oldbag from the above example, but a bit younger, way cruder, and bisexual.

The Stripping Hag from Hozuki's Coolheadedness not only likes young men, she also promotes her own photo collection. Nude one. Shizuku in New Game! is a slightly younger than usual example; but she is still the oldest lady of the principle cast who openly lusts after her younger co-workers, often right in front of them. In Steven Universe Nanefua Pizza is implied to be one. In "Historical Friction" she playfully slaps Jamie on the rear after the play, and in "Buddy's Book" she's seen reading a saucy-looking romance novel at the library. Lady Cassandra counts, considering she enjoys feeling herself when she possesses The Doctor and Rose. In Supernatural, Gertrude Case spent her whole debut flirting with and groping Sam Winchester while the Winchester brothers were attempting to steal an artifact from the Pine Seas Maritime Museum.Dark Shores: Teriana's aunt Yedda is an elderly sailor who likes watching young legionnaires exercising on board of her ship and making them uncomfortable by whistling at them. Teriana is appalled. Teenage boys are not, as a rule, the world’s most expert lovers. They are not known for their emotional sophistication or sensitivity. And they do not excel at the tests of masculine status women are supposed to be fixated upon. “If Debra had had an affair with a man who was richer than me, or more successful, that I could have understood,” as Debra Lafave’s estranged husband, Owen, put it. “But this was a boy. What could he offer her that I couldn’t? You could clearly hear Letourneau imbuing her student with power; trying to convince the public as she’d convinced herself that Fualaau—her lover, her hero—was on more than equal footing with her: “He dominated me in the most masculine way that any man, any leader, could do.” This character is almost always Played for Laughs, often as an Abhorrent Admirer of some sort. When they show up in a Darker and Edgier show, which is rare, they're often used to show the unfortunate fate of women who let their sex drives lead their lives or, inversely, the result of too much prudishness.

None of the leads on The Golden Girls are averse to talking about their sex lives (or, with the exception of Sophie, having sex), though Blanche Devereaux takes the part further than anyone else. Jason says he would not have given a statement to the Long Island police incriminating DeMartini-Scully if he hadn’t been under pressure. “They said if I didn’t they were gonna press charges on me because I was with Diane’s daughter,” who is only 14, and now Jason is 17, thus making him guilty of “sexual misconduct” himself. As of his last birthday, Jason’s relationships switched status in the eyes of the law: Sex with the then-44-year-old school psychologist who had been after him since he was 16 became okay; sex with her teenage daughter became a crime. It seems that three old ladies were standing at a bus stop when along came a flasher and opened his raincoat. Well, the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady tried to have a stroke but her arms were too short. From left: Lisa Lynette Clark, Age: 37, Age of Boy: 15; Mary Kay Letourneau, Age: 34, Age of Boy: 12. Photo: From left: Hall County Sheriff/Splash News/NewCom; Seattle PI/SIPA/NewsComThat night, Jason and DeMartini-Scully “basically did everything.” He remembers the experience as “okay … I wouldn’t say it was upsetting. I wouldn’t say I didn’t want to, but … I figured she was letting me stay at her house, I’d just do what she wanted.”

Esme also thinks that Edwina is "intelligent, successful, and pretty sexy" when she finds out that the latter once dated Joe, who's much younger than her since she's around Amelia's mother's age, to Amelia's disgust. It’s extremely common for boys who have been molested to be drawn exclusively to much older women from then on. “There is something about early experience with sexuality that tends to stay with you,” Barbach says. “A lot of it is by chance. If you are a child who stumbled upon a magazine with women who have very large breasts, you may eroticize women who look like that in adulthood. It’s funny, I don’t know why it is, but as a child you are just more susceptible.” Anything sexual that happens in childhood has a better chance of making a kind of imprint on your erotic consciousness.The comedy sketch show Harry Enfield and Chums featured a pair of characters officially named "The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies". Catchphrase: "Young man! At our age!", said in response to anything that can even vaguely be considered a Double Entendre. They are even shown ravishing the men on a few occasions - and working for a sex line. All played for laughs, naturally. If you conceive of teenage boys as walking heaps of lust, you probably conceive of attractive adult teachers who hit on them as public servants in more ways than one. In "Hearthbreakers", Pinkie Pie's parents explain that a magical "Choosing Stone" helped them meet each other and fall in love. Granny Smith asks if the stone can help her find a hunk of a stallion. The Venture Brothers in the episode "Guess who's coming to State Dinner" Mrs. Manstrong is an example of this.

At the end of the episode "Bravo Dooby Doo", a crossover with Scooby-Doo, Johnny's elderly Aunt Jebidisa hits on Shaggy. Dream Machine: Priscilla De Marco in 1.03. Change or Die . She hits on Ryan rather aggressively, though he’s still struggling with his shift to appealing mostly to the older generation. About a year after the study’s publication, Congress passed a formal resolution condemning Rind in an uncontested vote. The president of the APA initially defended the paper and pointed out that it had been peer-reviewed and determined to be scientifically sound, but as the resolution was being debated, he sent a clarification to DeLay saying that child sexual abuse was always harmful and—though the study has never been scientifically discredited—the organization has been trying to distance itself from Rind ever since. Agnes Brown the titular Mrs. Brown of Mrs. Brown's Boys is one, and is played by series creator Brendan O'Carroll in drag; her best friend Winnie McGoogan is one as well, though she's played by O'Carroll's real life sister.

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It’s jarring, however, to think of a teenage boy—say, a 16-year-old—who’s been seduced by a female teacher as a victim. It clashes with our assumptions. A teenage boy who gets to live his fantasy? What can be the harm?